I certainly wouldn't advocate any of these kitchen practices as I almost always where clothes when cooking, rarely put my full body inside a hot oven, and of course have better standards with respect to dropping utensils on the floor and licking spoons without washing them. However, Santa sure got it right with this gift and I sometimes get distracted with appropriate protocol. 
Blogger video is down, so trying the you tube link so you can see me in action. On the tool bar if you click the button that looks like four arrows it will make the video larger.

